13 October 2007

The Key Epic [UPDATED]

Once, there was a man named Murphy. He wrote Laws.

We had a build day today that was very well attended. Best attended of the year and one of the best ever. So... in my rush to get to it on time, I left the Lowe's parking lot with a bit of haste.

And with my theater keys resting on the rear bumper of my vehicle. I'd removed them because they were scratching the paint on my tailgate as I loaded the wood and other materials. Then I got distracted - taking plywood BACK into the store to pick up later.

And so I rushed back out and went straight to the cab, without rechecking the load.

Upon arriving at the school, only Lindsay was there, so I dashed BACK to Lowe's to see if I could see them laying on the road surface or side somewhere... Nothing, back to the school.., more people...back to Lowe's, back to the school... Jordan and Sandra and Dani and Gabby and Gaby and and and and... So with the help of custodian Bob, we went in and worked, only an hour late :P

[This part is the update] Meanwhile, a gentleman named Tom Higgins had found them, picked them up, and delivered them on Monday morning to the NMHS office. YAY TOM! We are working out the particulars of his reward [end update]

When finished, the new next phase was to head back to Lowe's... this time ON FOOT to see if I could find anything along the side of the road... the lanyard, the ID badge, anything... but even with a trusty sidekick who happened to be walking the same route as far as Delta Waters, nothing... nada, nichts, zip, zilch, bupkis.

So...

laugh as you see fit

15 comments:

Anonymous said...

Well people learn lessons everyday, but it's the great lessons in life that you can laugh at.
-Lindsay

Anonymous said...

Now they're gonna have to change all the locks cause someone can get in with those aren't they.
Shelby M

Anonymous said...

YAY Tom Higgins!
we should give him chocolate!!!
yay chocolate!

Anonymous said...

People who's names start with "T" are so cool. And if you disagree... "I'll split your skull!"
-#4 (the cool one... which is not Jenny!)

Anonymous said...

you know what?
if i could stick my tongue out at you over the internet...man oh man would you be in trouble....

but i can't
so uh

maybe i'll just have to "scratch your eyes out!!!!!"
hehe
dun dun dun

Anonymous said...

also, whats a bupkis?

Robin said...

We should reward him with red stripe beer. BOO LOST KEYS, YAY BEER

Anonymous said...

This violence is absolutely unnessecary. Would number 4, who thinks people with names that start with T, are cool. Well....stop the violence...............................................................................................................................
Hope no one took me seriously. And on a serious note.....people with red hair are definately cooler than people whose name's start with a 'T'.

So fyi.

I think this is just about the longest comment I've ever left on this website.

For any one who may be wondering I'm the eight comment on this subject.

And I'm not Brenton Burke. If you were wondering about the red haired comment.

I was just bored when I came here, so now I'm leaving a pretty long comment.

From now on, everyone who posts a comment should make it longer than the previous one. So I think I'm safe if we start playing the game.

Yeah! So someone should outdo this comment with something way more awesome!

-Jacob

To everyone who read this.....you're AWESOME!

Anonymous said...

Wow Jacob,
very... ummmm... insightfull? Is that the word? And plus I think that blondes Do have more fun than all the gingers in the world because ditzy is exhillerating... it makes people all around you laugh. So all in all, blondes as sooo much cooler! hmmm... now I'm leaving a long comment.

Lindsay

Anonymous said...

you know I have to say I never had a better hair color than orange so I'll have to disagree with that because i can't think of anything better than bright orange and yellow hair.
oh and here I'll win..................................
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tada

Anonymous said...

jakey.
come on.
do something with your life.

Anonymous said...

that wasn't Jacob

Anonymous said...

then who?

Anonymous said...

Wait now who is pretending to be me? Who else could possibly make such a long comment about nothing and still mention Brenton Burke in it besides me?

-Jacob

Anonymous said...

where did i mention Brenton Burke?